They there is no need to wash me. Nuff said.

Sure i digs in the yard, in the garden, in all yo flowerz….
They say I dont smell….but then again most time humie dont wash my house…
I gots to go baffroom!
And then it smelly in here….

Someone needs to wash my house….gimmie some more fluffy papers to nest in…
PLEASE….

WYE you HAS to ORDER me a BAFF(bath)?

Baff-time

NO no no BAFF.. I dont wants a baff..I dont needs a baff..

SNARF…I why ewe tries to drown me in sudsy water?
and who do I report this to?

wye is it all slimey in here?

I want out! OUT OUT lemme OUT…I gotta get OUT…