The one thing Humie never understands.
I AM THE HEDGE.

I grows da hedge, so I AM the hedge.
And I hog it AWL.

OW OW OU OUU OUCH.

Quilling is a part of growing ups where I lose quills.
It HURTZ to grow new ones!

Wye ewe makin me move?
Wye ewe touching me?

DO NOT TOUCHEY ME…
-I sez: NO TOUCHEY.

NO TOUCHEY.
NO.
uh uh…
No touchey.

A Baff(bath) with some oils and oatmeals may help, sometime a vet visit may help too!

Did someone say baff?

    No baff.
    I dont needs a baff...
    I goes runs away now...
    I dont wants no baff..

This is usually a very young hedgeie that does this a few times..and then magic…im all cozy hedgie, now…
-but it could be I have a skin infection and need help, too.

Pleeze dont leeme alone…but dis hurtz so bad….